Porn e-mailers: if you're out there -- I know there's eight of you here -- please spell check your porn emails before you spam me. I know that I'm going to get porn emails forever -- I'm OK with that -- but just spell check them because I'm super OCD and I'll read something until it makes sense. And I don't want to waste 15 minutes going, 'Why does a Mexicorn duke want to slow-bur on my pens?'
http://www.jokes.com/funny/patton+oswalt/patton-oswalt--please-spell-check-porn-e-mails
One of the professional hazards of living life as an editor. U can’t help edit every written word: signboards, letters (even from ur spouse), emails, hoardings, etc., etc. Partly takes away the joy of just reading.
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