Porn e-mailers: if you're out there -- I know there's eight of you here -- please spell check your porn emails before you spam me. I know that I'm going to get porn emails forever -- I'm OK with that -- but just spell check them because I'm super OCD and I'll read something until it makes sense. And I don't want to waste 15 minutes going, 'Why does a Mexicorn duke want to slow-bur on my pens?'
http://www.jokes.com/funny/patton+oswalt/patton-oswalt--please-spell-check-porn-e-mails
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Saturday, July 10, 2010
The Origins of 'Whom'
As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler. -- Calvin Trillin, writer (b. 1935)
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